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Alabama Appleseed 

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
Alabama Appleseed by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021
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Bon apple tea 

when like the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bon apple tea it's like French or some shit
This food looking gooder den a bitch. Bon apple tea nigga

Apple Stairs 

Fuck bruh I just broke my 200 dollar Macbook when I fell off the Apple Stairs‼️
Apple Stairs by Zesteas October 16, 2021

Spooky Appointment 

a round appointment that you can dark picture frame with 3 1/2 nails. very savage. can get mad. dont make mad. bad bully bad!!!
tim: lets go meow at a spooky appointment woof!!

Applepotamus 

The resultant offspring from the copulation of a hippopotamus and an apple.
Did you hear that Directinos successfully bred an applepotamus in his secret treetop laboratory? It's rather amazing. Almost as amazing as his GPS-like Howard tracking abilities.
Applepotamus by Machiep November 12, 2012

Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day 

March 10

First mentioned in early 2023 at a Boca Raton, Florida Planning and Zoning Meeting by a woman who identified herself as Ashley Cream.

The woman gave some numbers about how she believes Florida had the largest per capita population of "Sugar Daddies" in the US, with Miami, Palm Beach, and Boca with the highest concentration of "these aged benefactors."

"Sugar Daddies, both gay and straight, and yes, even Sugar Mommies, are responsible for college educations, cars, homes, rents, jets and the occasional body enhancement."

The woman said that "sugar daddies" help support "our local economy."

Also works with Sugar Mommies too.
Heather: Hey Sara! Whatcha doing Friday?
Sara: I'm celebrating Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day with Paul.

Heather: I gotta get me one of those.