Adam

This boy ( may be a girl who knows ) is the Beast of the Ground
he is a mythical creature found to have married many mermaids and has a magical genie called Pooja
It is an amazing thing and a great friend to have, he really manages to make me laugh

Peter: What is that lurking in the bushes?
Nicole: I don't know, it looks like an Adam

by Ahah. October 22, 2008

Adam

An asshole. The type of man who uses naive and impressionable girls for his own personal gain and leaves them emotionally and mentally traumatized. Untrustworthy, heartless, selfish, and uncaring. Doesn't take accountability for his actions and often blames the victim for the abuse.

"Adam hides behind a facade"

by H725H November 15, 2013

The Adam

See Adam Pascal. Rock singer who originated role of Roger in Rent

I just saw The Adam in concert the other day! Damn is he hot.

by liz topaz June 11, 2006

Adam

A sweet, funny, attractive and kind-hearted guy. Although you're not lucky enough to be his girlfriend, you still appreciate his awesomeness.

Boyfriend: "I love you, babe."
Girlfriend: "Aw, I love you too! You're such an Adam."
Boyfriend: "That's so kind of you!"

by SwagPotatoXD January 10, 2015

Adam

The most fucking faggot of the faggots in the entire universe. He fucks his mother and pig every day and afterward always posts Alabama posts. He is the admin of Alabama page. He drinks his cum. He is so fucking fat that when he sits on Big Ben, he thinks it's just a mattress. He jerks off to his grandma. His best roast is Alabama 100.

Arsen: Hey Adam, my mom was just released from the hospital.
Adam: Alabama 100.
Arsen: Shut the fuck up you Fortnite Gameplayer Supersuccer.
Adam: eats his grandfather's dick and dies

by Anonymous Luntik May 6, 2019

Adam

Adam is a massive faggot batty man virgin which will do anything to get a negative reaction out of you. He most likely plays Fortnite in his mams basement.

Me: GG man better luck next time
Adam:Nah mate, you fucked up
Me:huh, what do you m-
*gets ddos ed

by BorrisMcMorris December 28, 2019

Adam

Adam is a sick fuck. Who is into little girls. Adam likes to boast about his penis size though most Adams have a tiny penis. Adam thinks he is funny but is actually hella annoying. Adam loves booty.

He has a micro penis
Must be Adam

by Hahayaboy September 3, 2019