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self abortion

The fetish of getting pregnant and having you or your spouse pull the fetus early out of your own womb as a act of self pleasure to one’s self and partner.
Timmy: “What in the living fuck? Self Abortion is the worst thing I’ve ever seen!”

Samantha: “I Self Aborted Yesterday and it was amazing! I had the best orgasm ever!~”
by SodaThema December 13, 2019
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Breakfast abortion

Basically scrambled eggs queefed from a post abortion vagina
(pretty gruesome shit)
i saw a lady on the bus leave a plate of breakfast abortion on the seat
by bob the butt fucker July 17, 2010
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Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.
Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!
by weave March 24, 2003
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volleyball abortion

(n) A volleyball game played by the Institute of Notre Dame against teams like Archbishop Spalding who rip out your souls on the court, call you fat, and spike balls into your eye sockets. A volleyball abortion is also characterized by it's amazing ability to shitstorm all over your teams morale.
"Gee, that game we played today sure was the worst volleyball abortion I've ever witnessed."

"That volleyball abortion left a crazy scar."
by knel October 8, 2009
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manual abortion

When you punch a pregnant woman in the gut in an attempt to aid her in the abortion of her babay. Much cheaper than a regular abortion and works 100% of the time.
Girl: I think ime pregnant
Guy: i dont want a kid... MANUAL ABORTION
*PUNCH*
Girl: thank you
by Oscar Costa March 31, 2008
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Cuban Abortion

Punishment for intentionally breaking a rule in a drinking game. For example if during a game of kings someone needs to use a bathroom but doesn't have a toilet card, they can do so, on the condition that when they get back they receive a cuban abortion.

The procedure for the operation is that the victim stands up and schols (chugs) a beer at which time someone else will get to punch them in the stomach.

Usually results in someone winded and throwing up, but they'll be alright in a few minutes.
It was so bad, I really had to take a leak so I had to get a cuban abortion. Through up all over the back garden.
by CrayolaS7 March 22, 2009
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Walking Abortion

n. A derogatory term for a male.

Originates from Feminazi Valerie Solanos’ SCUM (Society for Cutting Up Men) Manifesto.
The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
by Not a Feminazi. Honest! May 27, 2004
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