I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck
by confused cajun man January 23, 2021
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Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
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by mtfort February 22, 2018
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when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...
you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
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you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.
by akioweh May 21, 2022
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by Sexydimma October 15, 2024
Get the Educated failure mug.Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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