Muddy Tampon

the sexual act of defecating into a woman's vagina

Brodie sure gave me a solid muddy tampon last night

by Muddy Tampon September 10, 2014

tampon dance

When a female nervously wiggles when a needed feminine hygiene product isn't immediately available.

My sister-in-law was doing the tampon dance, so I quickly made up a reason to leave the room while my wife went to the bathroom to help her out.

by markvz April 30, 2010

tampon junkie

A person who always is in possession of way to many tampons or feminine products. A person who always has tampon falling out of bags, purses, and pockets at awkward times. When seen at a store such as CVS or Riteaid, they will excecivley buy tamps.

Stacey: Hey i think you might have a problem with buying too much tampons.

Suzzie: No i dont! Your crazy!

Stacey: Sometimes I think your such a tampon junkie!

by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

Tampon Sex

Having sex with a man with a small penis while you’re on you period.

The sex was horrible!! His dick was small and i was on my period.

Damn, that’s what i call tampon sex.

by wh0re4niallh0ran June 24, 2021

Tampon Tight

Vagina the size of a tampon, anything bigger put inside will stretch it.

I’m tampon tight!

by WT613 February 10, 2022

Tampon whistle

When eating a girl out while on her period as you finish you pull out her tampon with your teeth and blow a large breath of air and the tampon in her face spraying her face with bloody fluids

Dude, did you just tampon whistle me?!?

by Room number 6 August 1, 2019

tampon tantrum

When a person of the female sex becomes extremely angry due to hormonal forces inside of her body. (read: PMS)

Damn dude, watch out for Chelsea, this time of month is usually when she gets her tampon tantrum!

by kg6thx June 12, 2008