A school located in the shit town of fakewood ranch where you’re either a cuntry kid, emo kid, or drug addict, even if it’s just nic. The scores are good but there’s about 20 people in iss everyday and not a single relationship lasts.
“You go to Nolan Middle School? Good luck.”
“Oh, you need bud? I can hook you up with someone at Nolan.”
“Oh, you need bud? I can hook you up with someone at Nolan.”
by someone from nolan May 16, 2022
Get the Nolan Middle Schoolmug. In a town named Lakewood ranch it’s listed a a school but there are a bunch of f school level 10 people at least every day are in iss bathrooms have people vaping left right and center people have sex in the bathroom near by
by anonymous September 2, 2022
Get the Nolan middle schoolmug. 
A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.
by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023
Get the Nolan Seligsonmug. by alysee cobweb June 26, 2022
Get the nolan boothmug. Nolan is annoying and will forgive a total asshole of a friend in a couple of days, if they were to stop acting like a complete asshole. He is incredibly toxic often, also, he is a total sexist. You do NOT want to be friends with him, he will become unbearably clingy, and if you say anything about it, he will get pissed at you and your friendship will never be the same, in fact you will learn to hate him and his assholery.
by scarscarscarscarscar February 5, 2023
Get the Nolanmug. sorta nice and sorta good at games and pretty bad with grammar HockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockey.
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by to nolan January 27, 2022
Get the Nolanmug.