A person with qualities that make him extremely fucking gay just an abundance of homosexuality balled up into one person who can only be described as one of the munchkins from the wizard of oz. Also extremely fucking gay, and short as shit, and likes horse cock in his bumbhole.
by B63 September 27, 2015
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Jacob: *is seen in anvils with a bottle of jack Daniels*
Person no.1: I can bet 5 euro that he didn't even pay 1c of that bottle.
Person no.2: do you think hes that cheap.
Valentina: THATS MY FUCKIN JACK DANIELS
Person no.1: I can bet 5 euro that he didn't even pay 1c of that bottle.
Person no.2: do you think hes that cheap.
Valentina: THATS MY FUCKIN JACK DANIELS
by McFlurryDaddy April 23, 2019
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Yo look its jacob that bitch.
by Ella strui March 12, 2018
Get the Jacob mug.A real fucken asshole, the worst guy ll ever meet, his breathe always stinks, hes hair hair is stinky and oily, he is overly hairy, hes an aussie gronk
by WillyWonkaKat February 18, 2017
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Get the Jacob mug.no one needs a jacob he is one of the biggest fuck boys on the planet ive dated a jacob and he fucked then dumped me and claims he has the biggest dick out there but is know that was a lie and jacob if you see this go fuck your self :) a jaocb thinks he knows everything but he really knows nothing he is stupid as hell
jacob is stupid
by emma stinngers May 15, 2018
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