by Rick Springfiled October 21, 2008
Get the Zombie Apocolypsemug. A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".
by Ilovehorrorfilms. October 30, 2011
Get the Michael Zombiemug. A company or organization website that suffers from a chronic failure to update its contents. Zombie sites are common among small service businesses (e.g. accounting and consulting, accommodation, tourism etc.) whose owners were once persuaded to "have a website" (usually because 'everyone else has one') but who subsequently take no active interest in maintaining its contents and relevance. A serious credibility gap creator.
A classic Zombie Site will have last had its basic platform updated in around 2008 and features staff profiles of individuals (zombies) who have long since left the firm. Zombie sites can also display obsolete products, out-dated html-gone-bad graphics and design elements, broken links and monthly newsletters that have long since petered out.
Even worse Zombie Sites are those ostensibly designed to promote on-line shopping where the product selections are permanently out-of-stock, unavailable, off the market etc.. - all because no one in these businesses has the time, wit, skills or motivation to keep them shipshape. These are major customer turn-offs.
A classic Zombie Site will have last had its basic platform updated in around 2008 and features staff profiles of individuals (zombies) who have long since left the firm. Zombie sites can also display obsolete products, out-dated html-gone-bad graphics and design elements, broken links and monthly newsletters that have long since petered out.
Even worse Zombie Sites are those ostensibly designed to promote on-line shopping where the product selections are permanently out-of-stock, unavailable, off the market etc.. - all because no one in these businesses has the time, wit, skills or motivation to keep them shipshape. These are major customer turn-offs.
"Hey check out this dumbass management consultant's zombie site. It punts one dude as an associate with hands-on expertise in strategic management who retired to Florida three years ago and brags about the principal completing a major project for a business that went tits up after the Vancouver Winter Olympics."
by Madelene January 1, 2013
Get the zombie sitemug. A female who is almost completely brain dead and is often used for they're body without caring or in most cases even realizing it. They are often spoiled, ditsy daddy's girls who are accustomed to not having to to think or avid party/club girls who have drank/done so many hard drugs that they have no personality or substance left.
Slam zombies are almost always physically attractive.
Slam zombies are almost always physically attractive.
Friend 1: "Dude, I banged Casey last night. It wasn't even hard. In fact, she I don't even think she remembers."
Friend 2: "You act like that's impressive. She's full on Slam Zombie."
Friend 2: "You act like that's impressive. She's full on Slam Zombie."
by hdag September 11, 2011
Get the Slam Zombiemug. The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.
"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"
by kenny rodgers November 24, 2013
Get the zombie crotchmug. The hordes of midday shoppers at various stores like walmart who are wearing their pajamas and wondering around endlessly, seemingly doing nothing.
by The Dude Abides April 18, 2015
Get the pajama zombiesmug. by AnnieBanannie May 18, 2014
Get the zombie flumug.