yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016

Hows yer garden

How is everything are you ok, is everyone your responsible ok

Alright my lover you good hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

Screen-Yer Citizen

Bigoted elderly individuals who loudly declare that -insert race/orientation/employment status/driving ability- should be deported.

Not to be confused with screenior citizens.

Joe's screen-yer citizen grandfather regularly embarrassed him when in public.

by TheGoodReverend September 12, 2010

Yer son

used to describe a teenager

Morata trash as per but yer son thinks he will "come good under sarriball1111"

by Gerrard's slip January 11, 2019

punch yer cunt in

to kick someones ass

al punch yer cunt in m8

by blaire n bat August 21, 2010

yer ane fawt

Scottish Slang (Mainly the Ayrshire and Glasgow Area) and means 'Your own Fault'

Don't try and blame anyone else its yer ane fawt you got caught

by spongershire January 10, 2012

Juss flippin' yer switchiz

Da humorous "addendum remark" dat ya write after texting a sarcastic/silly remark, to let your message's recipient know dat you were merely kidding around wif him.

Me: Zheeeesh... dat sure was some blizzard we had last night --- da trees and bushes are all covered wif snow!
You: I see dat --- well, it should perfect weather to put on a bathing suit and charge headlong into da underbrush!
Me: Iz you plumb-insane??? I'd get all cold and wet wif da fresh snow deluging down on my bare skin!!!
You: I knooooowwwwwww....!!! Juss flippin' yer switchiz, Dude... (wink, tongue-out emoticons)
Me: Smart-a**!! :P :P

by QuacksO March 23, 2019