(n.) to take oneself out on date.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
by nolandc September 20, 2019
Get the first-wheelingmug. -Verb:
To seduce one's love interest using text message, instant messenger, social networking sites, or other modern technologies.
To seduce one's love interest using text message, instant messenger, social networking sites, or other modern technologies.
by Pierre04 November 21, 2009
Get the E-Wheelingmug. In a group of friends, the one friend that is kept there as a backup, they do just enough to keep him/her around. Only to to stuff with when the usual crowd of friends can't. Like the spare tire on the back of your car.
Scott: Crap I've got 3 tickets and only Jake and Connor can go, Tanner said he couldn't go. I guess I'll have to see if Luke can go instead since we've got no one else.
Scott: Hey Luke want to go with us?
Luke: I guess so. Looks like I'm 5th wheeling as usual.
Scott: Hey Luke want to go with us?
Luke: I guess so. Looks like I'm 5th wheeling as usual.
by Jendali March 17, 2016
Get the 5th wheelingmug. by Thatcoolchick.org April 26, 2019
Get the Third Wheelmug. A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed
"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"
by sipukka October 21, 2021
Get the coon wheelmug. by Boelvis March 29, 2009
Get the Creamy Wheelmug. A second third wheel. Two friends are together while two others are awkwardly there. The two together may Ben happy but the other two are annoyed and bored
by 123game321 February 12, 2018
Get the forth wheelmug.