victory crap

A defecation, often voluminous, occurring after a term of inability to move one's bowels due to constipation, travel (excluding Mexico), being on a date, or other factors. Typically gratifying.

"As soon as I got home from church camp I spent two hours in the shitter taking a victory crap!

by buster7 March 10, 2007

Victory Toke

At the end of a marijuana cigarette the last toke is offered as the victory toke and ensures godlike behaviour. It is known as the victory toke as it is the defeat of the joint.

"Yo, can i victory that shit?"

"That shit is roach... Victory Toke that ho!"

"oh damn"

by Gergafa February 11, 2008

Victory Pump

To thrust into someone/thing while holding your hands in the air in a "V" or in a victorious position.
AKA "VICTORY!" and/or "The Magic V"

EG.
Dude 1: Yo dawg, see that chick over there?
Dude 2: Yeah bra
Dude 1: Whilst we were having sexual intercourse I VICTORY PUMP-ed her ass!

by IDS POONTANG October 23, 2009

Victor Blade

Retired american professional wrestler. Known for his towering height and brutal in ring mechanics, it is little wonder he wore the Nickname "The Supreme Killing Machine". The true origin of the name actually came from the fact the character was a reformed assassin/vigilante.

Victor Blade just ended the match, and possibly his opponents career, with that devasting Murder Blade Style finisher!!!!!!

by wwerocks February 5, 2010

Victory Bowl

A celebratory bowl of marijuana that must be smoked at the successful completion of any great endeavor or task.

passed a test? gotta smoke a Victory Bowl!
got laid? gotta smoke a Victory Bowl!
went out and got hammered drunk, then made it home safely? gotta smoke a Victory Bowl!

Man 1: "damn dude, I cant believe we just smoked all that weed."
Man 2: "yeah man, we should go buy more so we can smoke a Victory Bowl to celebrate this accomplishment."

by apemanfool December 14, 2009

Victory Shit!

The Rewarding feeling of taking a shit after SPRINTING! to the bathroom, when u think your not going to make it and as soon as you drop your pants and put your buttcheeks on the toilet, Ploppers come out..............and fortunatly u have plenty of toilet paper. as u finish u walk around with your arms rasided!!

steve- where were u and why are u walking with your hands above your head?
me- did i just took the greatest "Victory Shit!" i thought i wasnt going to make it

steve- LOL niceeeeee

by AXmoney May 30, 2011

victory laugh

A powerful laugh of pride after making an accomplishment or being powerful or superior over others.

I have a victory laugh every time I get a collateral kill on tf2 with the machina.

by annnnonnnnymous November 10, 2011