Vald

(verb) Dense, unreadable, usually from sloppy writing or editing or abuse of punctuation marks.

(origin: Fark.com thread 6926612, user drsewell.

Original usage: "It,s sad, when, a vald point, is lost, I the, commas,.")

"I tried to read the article the professor assigned, but it was totally vald. I couldn't get through the second sentence. Don't they use editors at Forbes.com?"

by Make More Hinjews March 14, 2012

vagida

The commencement of menses or other inconvenient female reproductive malady that causes discomfort or distress. It is a portmanteau of "vagina" and "agida", which itself is a misspelling of "agita", or Italian American slang for gastric distress.

Sure guys, I can go bowling and drinking tonight. The wife has vagida and I won't be missed.

by Bone Daddy Jive October 9, 2012

valdino

Normally condensed to "Val" for its excessive syllable use. Commonly mistaken for two words. It is not "Val Die No," But "Val dee No." Best used to define someone of great magical skills, such as that of the Great Houdini. Other accepted form for the name is "Val-dirty," "Vallerina," "Validated."

Where did Orlando Go? He Pulled a Valdino!

What happened to Sofia, is she getting Validated?
Dude, that was sick, he just got you Val-Dirty!

by Valdino December 19, 2016

valdeaz

small weird shaped head but usualy plays cornerback in football

nice valdeaz

by re5j May 14, 2018

Valderrama's dandruff

Cocaine.

Derived from Colombia's greatest soccer player's extravagant blonde afro and the resemblance between cocaine and dandruff.

I was pissed as a Gazza by half six last night. Luckily Dave turned up with a gram of Valderrama's dandruff and that sorted me right out.

by Mr Brian Munich June 24, 2018

Vaideeka

A beautiful, intelligent and smart girl. Usually introvert and deep. Loves listening to music, watching movies, travelling and sketching. Has special feelings for food and love. Kind, funny and cute! Also she loves day-dreaming and strongly believes in karma.

Oh god! I want vaideeka so much. I guess i love her.

Vaideeka is so freakin' awesome.

Vaideeka is nice. She is so good.

by Themessedupmind August 12, 2018

Valdi + Lewis

These two the best couple ever, they nmkae good masturbATION PICTURES AND ARE SIO COOL HANGING OUTN WEITH THE ROLBOX LADS AND THE GEEZARS WHO SWEAT AT FONIRTE

"omg Valdi + Lewis are coming round the corner, lets see if we can be their friends!"

by 54frt54 February 14, 2019