by Spider Fan July 10, 2019
Get the Twilightmug. A book written by Stephenie Meyer where the background characters are far more interesting and complex than the characters that the entire Twilight series is based off of.
by dogslikeifyouagree August 16, 2015
Get the Twilightmug. This used to mean Midnight, but now means horrible movie series with actors who can't emote to save their life.
by Disneyfanatic98 July 1, 2016
Get the Twilightmug. by itsasecret1638268372 December 5, 2018
Get the Twilightmug. A shitty book who teenage idiotic girls fan girl over because they are obviously too stupid to understand Harry Potter.
Or whatever reasons has driven them to like such a shallow, poorly written, misleading book.
Twilight is crappy and not at all entertaining. Bella Swan, the main character, has got to be the stupidest girl ever. Stephenie Meyer (the author) seems to think that Edward is her own sexual fantasy, that woman is, as Robert Pattinson - the actor who plays Edward- says: completely insane.
Or whatever reasons has driven them to like such a shallow, poorly written, misleading book.
Twilight is crappy and not at all entertaining. Bella Swan, the main character, has got to be the stupidest girl ever. Stephenie Meyer (the author) seems to think that Edward is her own sexual fantasy, that woman is, as Robert Pattinson - the actor who plays Edward- says: completely insane.
Twihard: omg Stephenie is the queen of literature omg omg *fangirl* twilight is perf
Please, bitch, go read good shit aka Harry potter, lord of the rings, the hunger games
Please, bitch, go read good shit aka Harry potter, lord of the rings, the hunger games
by Elena Hemmings January 11, 2014
Get the Twilightmug. Twilight is a book whim helps a lot of girls with hormones so boys don't judge a girl that's reading twilight or watching twilight we don't judge when you grab the lotion and the play boy magazine...therfore if you see a girl reading twilight give her ur number...BECAUSE GOD KNOWS SHE NEEDS IT..BTW I know this because I am a girl who read the whole twilight series. .lol
Girl1. OMG did u read chapter 3 on twilight..I was like kissing my pillow after that.
Girl2.OMG!!...ME TOO
BOY 1. YALL NEED A LIFE
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BOY1.*GRABS LOTION*
BOY2.Dude have u seen the Britney in the Play boy Magazine I bought she makes me want to buy more lotion if u know what you know what I mean.lol
Girl2.OMG!!...ME TOO
BOY 1. YALL NEED A LIFE
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BOY1.*GRABS LOTION*
BOY2.Dude have u seen the Britney in the Play boy Magazine I bought she makes me want to buy more lotion if u know what you know what I mean.lol
by Catgirl4ever April 20, 2018
Get the Twilightmug. (Note: This is a definition of the book, not the time)
It’s too boring to explain, so...presenting TWILIGHT IN (mostly) EMOJIS!
Bella is 1 and Edward is 2.
BOOK 1: 1😮2😐1😍2😠2: “Bye. I’m ditching school.” 1😭2:”actually nope I love u too much”1😄2:oh btw I’m 🧛 ♂️. And I ✨1:😍😍😍
BOOK 2: “Bye I’m going to South America!” 1(is literally mentally weak and cannot withstand the pain of being away from him)😭*jumps off a cliff* (I know, like wtf?)2😭”Aah I made u die!” *idiot werewolf accidentally makes the vampire think Bella’s dead* “oh no I’ll go to Italy and make the Italian vampires kill me! (Again, WTF?) *insert chase scene here* “Oh ur alive nvm” 1😚2😙
BOOK 3: 1 “yikes I’m 18. Kill me so I don’t get to old”! 2❌ *repeat throughout entire book*
BOOK 4: 2: “Fine I’ll make u a 🧛 ♀️ But only if u 👰 me first 1: “NOOO I WANNA DIE!” 2: 👎 only if u do it my way. 1✅ *she freaks out at wedding. They go to honeymoon. Insert R rated scenes* 1 yikes im 🤰2 we must go 🏡 1 👍 2 uh oh ur probably gonna die. *insert really bad plot twist that we were all expecting. He bites her, she lives,, yadda yadda* 1 🤱
THE END (THANKFULLY)
It’s too boring to explain, so...presenting TWILIGHT IN (mostly) EMOJIS!
Bella is 1 and Edward is 2.
BOOK 1: 1😮2😐1😍2😠2: “Bye. I’m ditching school.” 1😭2:”actually nope I love u too much”1😄2:oh btw I’m 🧛 ♂️. And I ✨1:😍😍😍
BOOK 2: “Bye I’m going to South America!” 1(is literally mentally weak and cannot withstand the pain of being away from him)😭*jumps off a cliff* (I know, like wtf?)2😭”Aah I made u die!” *idiot werewolf accidentally makes the vampire think Bella’s dead* “oh no I’ll go to Italy and make the Italian vampires kill me! (Again, WTF?) *insert chase scene here* “Oh ur alive nvm” 1😚2😙
BOOK 3: 1 “yikes I’m 18. Kill me so I don’t get to old”! 2❌ *repeat throughout entire book*
BOOK 4: 2: “Fine I’ll make u a 🧛 ♀️ But only if u 👰 me first 1: “NOOO I WANNA DIE!” 2: 👎 only if u do it my way. 1✅ *she freaks out at wedding. They go to honeymoon. Insert R rated scenes* 1 yikes im 🤰2 we must go 🏡 1 👍 2 uh oh ur probably gonna die. *insert really bad plot twist that we were all expecting. He bites her, she lives,, yadda yadda* 1 🤱
THE END (THANKFULLY)
by heqgviufq January 24, 2018
Get the Twilightmug.