mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.

“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker”

by Jeli October 19, 2020

Trucker Splash

Any nasty public restroom, gas station or rest stop toilet with violent fecal remnant residue.

Man, did you see the trucker splash all over that gas station toilet?

by Oxygen Max March 25, 2017

Trucker beer

Free beer given away by a trucker, usually found at rest area's in the bathroom or truck gas-stations like Pilot, TA, Love's. It should -- but will not always be-- left with a note that says, "Free beer, can't keep it in truck," or, "Free trucker beer, can't keep it in truck." If you see this note, you're golden. Open, pour, and enjoy. You deserve it.

"I drank half a six-pack of Sierra Nevada last night and left the rest of the trucker beer behind another truck. During my 15-minute pre-trip, I get to the back of the trailer and it was already gone! No note or anything!" (True story)

by sleepfan February 26, 2017

Mother Trucker

The momma truck to the young trucker.

The young trucker fucked the Mother Trucker.

by Young Jamal December 12, 2017

DC Trucker

Wearing a urinal cake in the front pocket of underwear.

It smells like a DC Trucker in the cab of this truck!!

by Acey Deecee March 25, 2022

got a trucker

Got a trucker: a half hard dick because truckers drive semi trucks!

Oh snap look a Bobby he got a trucker already!

by Sretlawnats March 22, 2023

truckers gear shift

It's when an artist or band is trying to make their song just a little bit longer, but have no additional lyrics. So they sing the chorus another time or two in a higher octave.

REM is notorious for doing this.

You can tell John ran out of lyrics, cuz he hit the truckers gear shift like he was headed east on the 10.

by Agencylament December 14, 2020