Friend

a species similar to a human known for stabbing people in the back after a year or so

thanks for that, thats what friends are for right?
yeaaaaa suureee
*1 year later*
HAHHAA HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC AFTER I GAINED YOUR TRUST

by CaramelBanana April 8, 2015

Friends

are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.

Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.

by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019

Friend

A person who will backstab you in the future

Person 1:*gets home*
Friend:*kissing his girl*
Person 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!
Friend:sorry I pulled a friend move on you

by TheFireReaper July 18, 2019

Friends

Something you dont have

Me: hey guess what you and me don’t have
You: what?
Me: friends

by HowManyFuckingHandlesBeUsed October 14, 2020

Friend

Someone who you like and is always there for you

Hey there ***** you don’t have no friends

by Sammybearbooboopie December 10, 2019

friends

Something i wish i had

I wish i had friends :(

by trippingboi July 10, 2021

Friend

Someone who would give you a present, and not take it back.

Hugh gave Sophie a Reading tickets, only to steal them back for money. Not a god Friend

by hughlololol April 18, 2011