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Tiger Message

When a man or woman makes a phone call to their mistress/lover and tells them to make a change to their mobile phone voicemail message because they think they might have been caught cheating and their spouse might be calling all the numbers in their mobile phone.
"Man, I think my girlfriend might have found a text from the girl I'm banging. I gotta send her a Tiger Message and tell her to take her name off her voicemail.
by Cricketb February 5, 2010
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Salad Tiger

A male who chooses not to take part in traditional male activities such as hunting, gambling, eating meat, partying, and going to strip clubs.

Much like a pack of male tigers enjoying a delicious antelope that they just chased down and killed. If there was one tiger who chose not to partake in the delicious carnivorous delight and instead made himself a nice leafy green salad - that would be the Salad Tiger.
Chris: Hey Steve - did you invite Jim to the party this weekend?

Steve: No dude - I told him we were grilling steaks and getting a stripper and he said he didn't want to miss the season premiere of project runway - that and he said something about whipping up some savory hummus.

Chris: Fucking Salad Tiger.

Steve: Seriously - its like he is afraid of vaginas.
by Conshy Bag Slapper December 3, 2010
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Foowie tiger

For something to smell really really bad
Or for someone to be really sexy .
Opens dirty nappy foowie tiger that’ smells really bad

Hot women walking down the street with big booty ‘foowie tiger
by Lenos mofo star. Boy December 28, 2018
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Tiger in a Boat

Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.

2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration

Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story

Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard

Acronym: TiaB

Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.
Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."

2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"

Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."

Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."
by chudthechud January 23, 2013
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Tiger Rub

When she massages your cock and balls and has extremely long, manicures fingernails.
I worked the out the pain to get to the pleasure of her tiger rub.

I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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Tiger Wood

When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
by PrescribedBurn October 9, 2019
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Yorkshire Tiger

Best bus company in the country...unless you're reading after 25/7/2021, then they no longer exist.
"Yorkshire Tiger had some of the best buses".
by KnownTransdevHater July 21, 2021
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