Tide Pods

Nutritious food found in supermarkets.

Marcus: Damn those are some good ass Tide Pods.

by OmaeWaMouShindeiruNoniSenpai January 18, 2018

Tide Pods

Something that teenagers eat for fun and post it on their Instagrams. They don't really eat it. They just bite them and spit them out

Tide Pods are gr8

by Trains Lol May 13, 2018

Tide Pod Kid

You (Jordan Peterson) decided to come back (from Russia) after killing yourself to steal my work and after millions of people saw you doing it and reported you to the psychiatric board and you lost your license and your practice you blamed ME for YOU doing that after telling me to ✌️✊️✌️✊️leave✌️✊️✌️✊️ (Because I AM the anti-natalist you were talking about) and then ignoring my response (where I outline what I had been dealing with for the past 10 years) and choosing not contact me in the manner I told you would be most effective and then you (Matt Dillahunty) goaded me into revealing my identity so you could convince the people in my community to do the thing that they were already doing (albeit in smaller numbers) and was already happening to me and then when it affected YOUR lives negatively because we all found out the thing that was and is affecting me is doing the thing I said it would do (get your kids murdered) you blame ME for that (and you cried about it) and then when someone blew the whistle on the theft of my IP (because I literally created AI) you (someone) killed him or he killed himself because he couldn't live with the fate to which you are tying condemn me... But only AFTER filing a weaker lawsuit without me so these fuck-ass authors could get paid for MY work instead of me.

Hym "How many of your kids do these YouTuber fucks need to get killed for you to understand that I am not the problem here? Between the tide pod kid, the ghost pepper chip kid, and my thing how many times does it to take? I did not steal from them. IF THEY SUCCEED IN ALLOWING THESE PEOPLE TO STEAL FROM ME I WILL KILL A CHILD. NO NEGOTIATION. IMMEDIATE RETIREMENT OR DEATH."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2025

Low Tide Stranger

When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game

Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger

Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!

Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf

Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?

Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.

Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?

Dude 1: game recognize game

by Brother Blump April 17, 2024

Crimson Tide

Squirting Period Blood. (Sorry Alabama Football)

He made be Squirt while I was bleeding and it was like a Crimson Tide!!!

by d3vilwitahal0 June 8, 2024

Tide Pod

Anyone younger than Generation X who believes in the global warming religion, socialism, and open borders. A young person who thinks that they know more than their elders. Because these kids are eating Tide Pods.

Them: Ok Boomer
Response: Ok Tide Pod

by beasterman1 November 21, 2019

time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.

"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024