Giving a hand

1: helping someone with something
2: masturbating someone until they ejaculate
3: giving a round of applause

in the porn industry, you will see some hot bitches or hot guys giving a hand to their partner until they cum

by curtis450 May 23, 2019

Jacker's Hand

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.

Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Sarcasm hand

It was originally invented by Dan Bergstein so that he could use it for Blogging twilight and people would know if he was being sarcastic or not. The general consensus is that the left hand is the sarcasm hand because the right hand is raised when under oath. It is now used on the internet (mainly Sparklife) by anyone who wants to be sarcastic on the internet. To use the sarcasm hand, type *raise sarcasm hand*

Better watch out, Osama Bin Laden will get you!*raises sarcasm hand*

by TheGlassCat September 7, 2013

Hand of Gas

Collecting a fart direct from your ass and cupping it

Your gonna taste the Hand of Gas if you do that again

Do you want to meet the Hand of Gas

by Cultasso October 3, 2007

Hand gravy

When a person rubs his girlfriends pussy and uses the juices to jerk off.

Babe, I can I get some? Sure honey.....I'm not hard yet so let me get some of that hand gravy to jerk off with!

by Kajur April 1, 2013

hand shag

the act of pleasuring one's self with the use of the hand.
Can also be performed by a partner.

Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.

by Finnegan Family September 22, 2007

Pussy Hands

The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.

Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.

ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.

by localsharkboy September 30, 2016