by koevoet December 28, 2022
Get the Hindu Highwaymug. Yeah, me and my girl we're acting up again all right
She ain't much of a looker, she can handle her paraldehyde
You were up all night at the Captain's Table drinking Tango and gin by the old piano
Playing cards and smoking cigars 'til the sun came up
Or was it going down for the night?
Take another ride on the sunshine highway
Take another ride try to turn it around
Take another ride on the sunshine highway
Take another ride try to turn it around tonight
Drop me off, sign me in, clean me up and let me out
Man that nurse is a bitch, this sucks, she says my jug ain't allowed
I've had my share of Mt. Pleasant messiahs wearing slippers and robes, trying to bum smokes
I'm gonna Thorazine shuffle straight out the door
Head to the farm and find me a cure
She ain't much of a looker, she can handle her paraldehyde
You were up all night at the Captain's Table drinking Tango and gin by the old piano
Playing cards and smoking cigars 'til the sun came up
Or was it going down for the night?
Take another ride on the sunshine highway
Take another ride try to turn it around
Take another ride on the sunshine highway
Take another ride try to turn it around tonight
Drop me off, sign me in, clean me up and let me out
Man that nurse is a bitch, this sucks, she says my jug ain't allowed
I've had my share of Mt. Pleasant messiahs wearing slippers and robes, trying to bum smokes
I'm gonna Thorazine shuffle straight out the door
Head to the farm and find me a cure
Tonight, yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna make it right
Cause I'm gonna be the one
To take another ride, take another ride
Take Another Ride on the Sunshine Highway
I'm gonna make it right
Cause I'm gonna be the one
To take another ride, take another ride
Take Another Ride on the Sunshine Highway
by Death Menace May 25, 2022
Get the Sunshine Highwaymug. If we can't meet in the middle on this, we're just going to get into a highway arms race and it's gonna be baaad
by Miller404 July 16, 2021
Get the highway arms racemug. The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.
When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”
by Phillybiop February 21, 2025
Get the Armenian Highwaymug. A sexual maneuver, either done accidentally or on purpose. A man, or woman considering the circumstance and "tools" on hand, is taking the woman from behind. In the height of the moment the pull out, again either on purpose or accidentally, is to far and upon re-entry takes the "high road". The man, or woman, "changes lanes" without signaling.
Last night I was giving it to the wife pretty good. Then she bounced forward as I went back, as we came back together I wound up giving her the inconsiderate highway. Needless to say, she took it like a champ and traffic continued as normal.
by Spidey Pants May 1, 2013
Get the Inconsiderate Highwaymug. The greatest educational institution on the face of the Earth. Pristine residences, top of the line professors and equipment, and hands down the best meal plan of any school. Legends have foretold that one who acquires a PhD at Highway 7 University will transcend reality.
by cutmantate March 2, 2019
Get the Highway 7 Universitymug. He walks alone, walks along the highway
Drinks from a bottle just the size of his fist
Skin smooth and glittering 6:00 news
Little girl longs for the taste of his kiss
His eyes are black and they're never ending
He's the suicide bridge and she's ready to jump
Ruby red lips so carefully painted
Sweet little girlie your messiah has come
What's inside an evil man's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside evil eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
Drinks from a bottle just the size of his fist
Skin smooth and glittering 6:00 news
Little girl longs for the taste of his kiss
His eyes are black and they're never ending
He's the suicide bridge and she's ready to jump
Ruby red lips so carefully painted
Sweet little girlie your messiah has come
What's inside an evil man's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside evil eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
He walks alone, walks along the highway
Drinks from a bottle just the size of his fist
Skin smooth and glittering 6:00 news
Little girl longs for the taste of his kiss
His eyes are black and they're never ending
He's the suicide bridge and she's ready to jump
Ruby red lips so carefully painted
Sweet little girlie your messiah has come
What's inside an evil man's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a killer's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a killer's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
Drinks from a bottle just the size of his fist
Skin smooth and glittering 6:00 news
Little girl longs for the taste of his kiss
His eyes are black and they're never ending
He's the suicide bridge and she's ready to jump
Ruby red lips so carefully painted
Sweet little girlie your messiah has come
What's inside an evil man's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a killer's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a killer's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
by Death Menace May 4, 2023
Get the The Highwaymug.