landon and maggie

The best couple there is in the world Maggie is always sad and Landon is always there for her when Landon is ever sad Maggie is always there for him they love each other a lot and are the perfect couple

Wow Landon and Maggie are perfect

by ❤️MAGGIE❤️ June 16, 2018

Landon James Sinclair

He is the THICKEST BOIII around. He loves to get it on in bed like a monster. He only likes them big and Mexican. Only likes men, sorry ladies

Mexican: OHH YES LANDON
Landon James Sinclair : harder daddy

by Aaneia May 10, 2020

Landon Richard Eason

The rattiest clown ass out there

Damn you know that dude Landon Richard Eason he’s the rattiest clown ass out there

by Bad bitch ninja August 21, 2019

Landon Garrison martini

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

by Agent000 July 31, 2023

landon-typical boy

landon guys have huge egos

girl 1: whats that thing around that landon guy's head?
girl 2: his ego

by pride January 8, 2005

Landon Middle school

Landon:there is a lot of mexican people.
There is some bad ass bitches.Vsco girls,fuck boys. You know all mixed. They do tiktoks everywhere

Selena:Lets make a tiktok in the library or Landon Middle school or the bathroom before we get caught

Nallely:ok imma get like 100 like in a video
Amy:ight im in
Dasani:wtf nooo yall some weirdos
All rest of them girls..:lets goo

by Yayaysyahsidhd November 21, 2019

landon-typical boy

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm

Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!

by we know your little secrets boys January 3, 2005