jonny shine

(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best

how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room

sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

Jonny Kim

Ex-Navy Seal, Graduated at Harvard Medical School, and became an Astronaut. His father was shot to death by the police after pulling a gun out on him and his family. He graduated from BUD/S and was assigned to SEAL Team 3. Studied at Harvard Medical School and was inspired to become an Astronaut.

Jonny Kim is the most badass and hard working person to have ever lived.

by Inethiu June 5, 2024

Jonny

A jonny is a chagaloo, pigaleh, big boy who thrives off of in-n-out and d-riding. Usually
known as a “Big Jonny”, they only
have clothing of a size XXL and is known for putting buffets out of business.

🩲💩

Wow look at Jonny ordering all
those post mates and uber eats meals.

by Bigaleh Jonny May 23, 2023

Jonny

Jonny, a walking penis with the heart of a fawn.queer where's bedazzled jewelry on his pants.looks like perfection until hat comes off.likes the glass dick and the skin flute.pro cocker

Her Jonny needed a tampon.i took a shit and wiped my Jonny.

by 2hornz February 5, 2020

jonny vang

Jonny Vang is the most weirdest but thicccccest beast alive and he like to eat lots of corn 🌽

Jonny Vang: want to eat corn
Me: HECK YA!

by FAN OF JONNY 69 November 25, 2019

Jonny

A guy who typically resembles a q-tip. Drives a mini van who's name is randy

I wanna fuck a jonny

by ABasicBitchNamedMak January 30, 2018

Jonny

A likkle speng boy with autism who usually smokes a lot of ciggies he once gave head at a bus stop for some meth and heroine.His preferred sexuality is homosexuality.

Look at that crackhead he’s such a Jonny

by Chrissshsgdgdudh February 27, 2020