goose excuse

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.

"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.

by Handle This July 13, 2014

groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014

triple goose

Puffy jacket that is worn by mostly ghetto blacks because they could hide guns and stolen loot in it without being detected..

'Niggas wasn't shit without a triple goose or a dokey rope.' Cellski

by gangstah Dan December 11, 2013

good goose

A woman who gets all the men. A good goose gets the gander.

She's a good goose. She gives good beak.

by Kylo12 June 6, 2016

Goose bulbs

When someone lights up a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan has done is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave be goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020

Goose Bulbs

When you light up a Christmas tree when something that a 1Dfan has done that is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave me goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020

Goose Clique

The goose clique is a fandom started by the live chat of a twenty one pilots video before its premiere, titled LOC-061-220-2012P at approx. 4AM EST on June 12. We reign by spamming #gooseclique 🦆🦆🦆.

Person 1: Hey! I like Twenty One Pilots!

Person 2: Same! Are you in the goose clique?

Person 1: No.. what is that?
Person 2: *angry goose noises*

by cos the best June 12, 2020