To Falcon-crow is a sexual maneuver, often used by couples who want to be sexually adventurous.
After Falcon-crowing, it is usual to tell your significant other that you love them. This attempts to remove the disgust and distress caused by falcon-crowing.
To perform the Falcon-crow, ensure that the lights are off and you are both consenting adults. If not, ensure both parties sign and legal weavers which imply consent. Both parties should drink plenty of water and not have a full stomach. Cramp can occur after more than 10 minutes.
Falcon-crowing usually results in both parties no longer wanting to engage in further sexual exploration as they are either too soar or the cost of plucked feathers was too costly.
After Falcon-crowing, it is usual to tell your significant other that you love them. This attempts to remove the disgust and distress caused by falcon-crowing.
To perform the Falcon-crow, ensure that the lights are off and you are both consenting adults. If not, ensure both parties sign and legal weavers which imply consent. Both parties should drink plenty of water and not have a full stomach. Cramp can occur after more than 10 minutes.
Falcon-crowing usually results in both parties no longer wanting to engage in further sexual exploration as they are either too soar or the cost of plucked feathers was too costly.
Red: How can I satisfy my wife in bed? She wants to be interesting.
Blue: Just Falcon-crow a bit and tell her you love her.
Red: Ka-kaw, Ka-kaw.
Blue: Just Falcon-crow a bit and tell her you love her.
Red: Ka-kaw, Ka-kaw.
by Imoutthere. April 7, 2014
Get the Falcon-crowmug. by bigkahuna May 15, 2015
Get the cock crowmug. some person on hellopet who was also on YouTube, and branch before, also on roblox, she exists and is really random, crazy and outgoing. and shes loves Danganronpa and roleplaying
shes also the type to have a game night and literally just stay up all night.
shes also the type to have a game night and literally just stay up all night.
by MilliDemi March 30, 2023
Get the willow/crowmug. by tr4v11s November 12, 2021
Get the wet crowmug. Guy #1: Hey do you watch Kevin Crow?
Guy #2: Yeah I love his video called "How emos fart" that shit was hilarious.
Guy #2: Yeah I love his video called "How emos fart" that shit was hilarious.
by RandomEmoDude August 2, 2022
Get the Kevin Crowmug. the act of blowing fire out of your mouth with the use of everclear, usually taking place in the late morning hours via alcohol intoxication and post to a wrestling match.
by p.crow June 16, 2010
Get the Crow blowmug. where the man takes a long, solid shit in the girls mouth. Then the girl has the shit hanging out of her mouth and chases after the man with "the beak" until she pokes him in the eye
by HG Goons March 25, 2009
Get the dirty crowmug.