crook

Used as an alternative for "jokeman" or "dickhead" in a jokey way amongst friends in the UK.

This Jason guy took the rest of my drink, what a crook

by steppaz April 08, 2021

mr crook

really black used to play football but really sucked at it and loves stealing stuff from little kids and is is a pede

boy: bro mr crook is so black

boy 2: that’s racist you negro

by Dumb B!itch June 07, 2022

Crooked Eye

Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.

Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.

by the PITA son October 15, 2017

Henry Crook

he is a cool guy but really annoying and ugly

he's so cool. His name is Henry Crook

by URBOI_ September 11, 2022

Jacob Crooks

Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary

Jacob Crooks you sicken me

by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019

The Crooks

It’s nothing good.

Friend 1 “this guys the funniest goon in the crooks”

Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”

by Alphonzo123 August 05, 2023

Hunter Crook

a oddly tall person with a deep voice that asks to play mc pvp every five seconds

Hunter crook is kinda gay
hunter crook plays mc to much

by Hunter Crook November 26, 2023