The greatest band to ever grace the plains of this world. Their angelic music is absolutely magical and will make anyone orgasm after simply hearing 10 seconds of their brilliantly conducted tunes.
Man forced abortion's song "The south should have one" made me climax today.
Same with me, except it was "suicide is funny " that did it for me.
Same with me, except it was "suicide is funny " that did it for me.
by Git recked fgt February 27, 2014

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.
by loldongs34 March 25, 2009

by Brown snail October 15, 2018

when a girl completely and utterly obliterates a boy's heart (due to her callous, unloving, and flat out mean behavior) to the point that the boy feels as if it has been removed from his body
greg: "hey whatever happened between you and brooke?"
victor: "aw dude that ended poorly- she gave me a heart abortion"
victor: "aw dude that ended poorly- she gave me a heart abortion"
by jeffy jibson December 9, 2011

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by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

When a dead fetus “intentionally killed or not” goes back into the vagina after coming out of it already.
by TheFrenchDuck May 28, 2021

The act of doing someone a favor that would help from killing an innocent human being. This is also known as the act of kicking someone in the crotch with a steel boot.
Thank you so much you seriously just gave me a chinese abortion. I just gave liam a chinese abortion and he cried.
by afrobillyshoes July 6, 2010
