The Pacer Test

A PE test that people hate even the athletes not much people can survive it epically when the lame music is playing and when the athletes laughter at you for falling on the 5th lap. I had to do it let's just say I was DONE for.

Gym Teacher: The pacer test is here kids

Literally Everyone: *dies*

by Blu • Berry • Boi March 21, 2019

Pontiac Air Test

When you blow into a girls pussy and sniff the air as it blows back out to determine if it's good enough to fuck

I gave Cindy a Pontiac Air Test last night... that shit was too nasty to fuck!

by Moosefire66 September 17, 2019

the fitness gram pacer test

the gym teacher says those dreaded words "today we will have the pacer test" and the only kids who are happy are the really sporty kids, every other kid fucking hates this test.

"Today we will have the fitness gram pacer test."

"YAAY!"
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Naners420 August 24, 2020

NWEA Map Test

A stupid ass test taken at the beginning of the year to prepare students for the torture that's to come.

I've been taking the NWEA Map Test for 6 hours, I want to kill myself.

by MondayDictionary September 16, 2021

Hot Wheels Test

When a hot wheels car can be driven between a pair fake breasts and not touch either breast.

Jessica has a boob job.

Does the quality pass the hot wheels test?

by HotWheelzAdvocate November 24, 2021

The Mulaney Test

The Mulaney Test is the informal name of the "worse word" scenario outlined in John Mulaney's hit 2012 standup special "New in Town." Mulaney describes a situation in which he is writing for an awards show and uses the word "midget" in a script. Mulaney is confronted by network personnel and told that he "can't put the word midget on TV" because "'Midget' is as bad as the 'n-word" to which Mulaney retorts "First off: no. No, it's not! "Do you know how I know it's not," I said to him, "is because we’re saying the word 'midget,' and we’re not even saying what the 'n-word' is!"

Finally, Mulaney offers The Mulaney Test succinctly: If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.

Z: Man, the boss said some wild shit earlier.
J: Like what?
Z: Well, he was talking about Indians and some other shit I can even say out loud.
J: Oh wow
Z: Yeah, I don't know which was worse
J: Well, per The Mulaney Test, the stuff you won't say out loud was worse.

by PineapplePizza117 July 4, 2022

brown paper bag test

An actual test, along with the so-called ruler test in common use in the the early 1900s among upper class Black American societies and families to determine if a Black person was sufficiently white to gain admittance or acceptance. If your skin was darker than a brown paper bag, you did not merit inclusion. Thousands of Black institutions including the nation's most eminent Black fraternity -- Phi Alpha Phi, Howard Univiersity, and numerous church and civic groups all practiced this discriminiation. The practice has 19th Century antecedants with the Blue Blood Society and has not totally died out.

Zora Neal Hurston was the first well known writer to air this strange practice in a public. The practice is now nearly universally condemned (at least in public) as being an example of "colorism". Particularly cogent modern day critiques can be found in Kathy Russell's "The Color Complex", Tony Morrion's "The Bluest Eye" (an Ophrey Book Club choice) and Marita Golden's "Don't Play in the Sun." The best known send-up of the pactice, however, is Spike Lee's scathing and hilarious 1988 movie, "School Daze."

"Though the brown paper bag test is antiquated and frowned upon as a shameful moment in African-American history, the ideals behind the practice still lingers in the African-American community" -- Rivea Ruff, BlackCollegeView.Com

by Bill Peters August 19, 2006