Turkish Bookends

A threeway involving two dopplebangers.

Oh man, that guy is so into himself, he has Turkish Bookends.

by December 27, 2021

turkish breakfast

n. When one cracks an egg in someone's asshole

Are special this morning is the turkish breakfast

by Patrick Hudson May 14, 2006

turkish delight

A turkish man having unconsentual sex with another being.

abv. T.D., T.D.ed, T.Deed.

"Hey Hasan i heard u totally gave that fine ass bitch a turkish delight, on your lunch break?"

"I feel so greasy, i got T.Deed last night!"

by shit the bed May 14, 2009

turkish bath

a group of people shit in a bath tub and then force someone else's face in it

Gavin was bragging about the roofies he bought so us real men gave him a turkish bath, forced him to eat all the roofies. Definitely brought a whole new meaning to dirt nap when that fukker woke up

by wizard sleevens February 03, 2008

talking turkish

The strange noises that accompany vomiting.

What that horrible noise outside? - its ok its only a tramp talking turkish

by Trevor turnip December 27, 2003

Turkish Anteater

Similar to a Turkish elephant but when you don't have pockets to pull inside out.

I was walking around in my boxers and decided to surprise her with a Turkish Anteater.

by Dasavagewon November 06, 2007

Turkish Prisoner

aka the turk p, turkish p
the turkish prisoner is the act of delivering a feisty

blowjob to a man, only using teeth.

some like it slow, some like it fast, the more teeth the better.

a blowjob with great zest and appeal is improved only when the

blower using teeth/sans tongue spit and gums and cheek to

simulate sex with the penis...erect or unerect.

"i love it when bad toothed motherfuckers give me the turkish prisoner."

great candidates to perform this bloody art are:

-anyone with braces
-canines
-madonna
-amy winehouse
-gary busey
-joan rivers

by david the white shadow January 25, 2008