The worst kind of Brian in his altered form. A Sick Brian is like a Bad Luck Brian on steroids. He is a bummer to be around and is also very salty. There are only two cures: horse semen and duck butter.
Person 1. Hey Brian do you want to go to the movies?
Sick Brian. No dude, I'm sick.
Person 2. Man Sick Brian sucks!
Sick Brian. No dude, I'm sick.
Person 2. Man Sick Brian sucks!
by Concerned Roommates October 9, 2013

by Larata January 28, 2020

by Matty P 63086 February 24, 2007

When you are so in love with another, that being away from them literally makes you sick to your stomach.
by Rulsbn December 17, 2014

Someone who finds it necessary to eat chicken noodle soup, and possible lemon tea, when they are sick with anything more than slight cold. It is often considered very annoying by non-sick-eaters.
Paul went to the store to buy a few cans of condensed chicken noodle soup, because he felt a cold coming on. Paul, is a sick-eater.
by Jar0fair June 20, 2009

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

by rathier' October 18, 2008
