chest snakes

when a human of female anatomys boob hair grows to massive length and girth

dude...that chick had mad chest snakes

by ieatchestsnakes March 1, 2009

v-chest

A shirt worn by douchebag hipsters or the French which has a v-neck cut that extends down below their nipples for no goddamned reason.

"Look at that French Guy. I can see his belly button in that v-chest."

by Brauny January 15, 2009

chest bowling

the act of womens' breats rubbing and knocking together during lesbian foreplay

Kathy and Sara began their erotic evening with a game of chest bowling before they pulled out their toys.

by Charley Pearson December 6, 2006

Chest Pregnant

When a woman's breasts are so large, they are the size of a pregnant woman's belly.

Joe: When is that chick due?
Moe: She's not belly pregnant, just chest pregnant.
Joe: Oh.

by john jjj johnson July 18, 2009

chest napkin

The act of using the chest area of your shirt as a napkin for things such as wiping hands, letting your girlfriend cry on, blowing nose. Commonly used when no other napkin or wiping material is available.

The other day i was eating hot wings when i noticed that i had no napkins or paper towels to wipe my hands on so i used the trusty chest napkin to do the job

by da-ron March 14, 2010

chest testicles

Boobies

The girl had nice chest testicles

by Toilet candy May 26, 2017

hairy-chested

Characterized by especially exaggerated or stereotypical manliness.

... the regulators have been powerless to do much more than issue hairy-chested statements about stepping up supervision and a willingness to impose penalties.

Elizabeth Knight, Surveying the field of carnage The Sydney Morning Herald March 07 2008

by madrigal communications March 9, 2008