These creatures are prone to meddling into people's business and since they are MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS they will do anything to win even roffie your drink or tamper with his exwife's birth control pills 💊 so she gets prego. She was on the verge of leaving him because she had enough of his antics so he pulled a fast one and got her knocked up by tampering with her birth control pills so now they are connected for ever through their kids.
I would be careful with this guy because he's a real Lonnie and has gone completely COO COO . We believe he was always COO COO but his parents didn't try to diagnose him at a early age which they should have and got him the help he needed. Not only he has mental health issues, he also has some sort of a disease that he is hiding. Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀.
A real scumbag!! Even his own kids will tell you that!
I would be careful with this guy because he's a real Lonnie and has gone completely COO COO . We believe he was always COO COO but his parents didn't try to diagnose him at a early age which they should have and got him the help he needed. Not only he has mental health issues, he also has some sort of a disease that he is hiding. Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀.
A real scumbag!! Even his own kids will tell you that!
SAM: " yo RYAN, what's up with THAI lately "
RYAN: "ALVIN THAI LIM? He drinks like a fish and he's always under the influence of substances.
KATARINA.M : " Ryan, can you shut it ! He just got lip filler so his face and lips 💋 are swelled up so please give it some time till he fully heals"
SAM: " RYAN, KATARINA. Is there any of the unprocessed bleach VODKA that's left over ?? Let's make a toast to his new glamorous look"
RYAN, SAM & KATARINA cheers to that 🥂🍻🍻🥂🥂🥂🍻
RYAN: "ALVIN THAI LIM? He drinks like a fish and he's always under the influence of substances.
KATARINA.M : " Ryan, can you shut it ! He just got lip filler so his face and lips 💋 are swelled up so please give it some time till he fully heals"
SAM: " RYAN, KATARINA. Is there any of the unprocessed bleach VODKA that's left over ?? Let's make a toast to his new glamorous look"
RYAN, SAM & KATARINA cheers to that 🥂🍻🍻🥂🥂🥂🍻
by THAI 💩 February 9, 2025
Get the Thai mug.Midget height with a tattoo of his boyfriend's name on the upper part of his neck. Mid build, a bit on the stocky side but has put on weight and his face looks extremely bloated. Going bald or complete bald by now but is in the market for a toupee.
Still doing cycles of steroids, sniffing cocaine, drinking like a fish, smoking weed & consuming gallons of mens semen.
Still doing cycles of steroids, sniffing cocaine, drinking like a fish, smoking weed & consuming gallons of mens semen.
Concerned Citizen # 1 : "What's that thing hiding in that BMW ? Looks extremely strange"
Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a
" THAI"
Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a
" THAI"
by THAI 💩 February 9, 2025
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He's extremely SKILLED in the following!
1. Cooking 🍳 Thai soup
2. Thai Dragon 💋 Ladies watch out 💩
3. Thai Lunchbox Men ONLY!
4. Thai Coconut 🥥
5. Thai Tong 💩
6. Thai hot pot 👅
7. Thai Roulette 💥💥
He's extremely SKILLED in the following!
1. Cooking 🍳 Thai soup
2. Thai Dragon 💋 Ladies watch out 💩
3. Thai Lunchbox Men ONLY!
4. Thai Coconut 🥥
5. Thai Tong 💩
6. Thai hot pot 👅
7. Thai Roulette 💥💥
TJ: " THAI, what are you saying this weekend bro "
THAI : " I will be practicing that list that was populated up there so if you don't mind swinging by so I can get warmed up if ya know what I mean there big Boy! 👅
TJ: 💨💨 " heading right over"
BIANCA. C : " WTF, THAI. Ewwwwwey 🤢
THAI : " I will be practicing that list that was populated up there so if you don't mind swinging by so I can get warmed up if ya know what I mean there big Boy! 👅
TJ: 💨💨 " heading right over"
BIANCA. C : " WTF, THAI. Ewwwwwey 🤢
by THAI 💩 February 10, 2025
Get the Thai mug.ALVIN THAI LIM is the masterbater of Thai Poon then you get promoted to a tycoon and eventually you get demoted to a mother fucking Loon as you're howling at the fucking moon.
by THAI 💩 February 12, 2025
Get the Thai mug.Every Friday ALVIN THAI LIM hosts THAIPOON Friday's
These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.
Thai Coconut 🥥
Thai Chili Pepper 🌶
Thai dragon 🐉
Thai Whistle 😙
🥳🎊 For all his VIP's he performs 🎊🥳
The 🍜 Thai soup 🍜
He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.
Thai Coconut 🥥
Thai Chili Pepper 🌶
Thai dragon 🐉
Thai Whistle 😙
🥳🎊 For all his VIP's he performs 🎊🥳
The 🍜 Thai soup 🍜
He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
SAM: " Yo Mark, what are you saying this Friday "
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "
HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF 🤮🤢🤮
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "
HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF 🤮🤢🤮
by THAI 💩 February 13, 2025
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He loves to analyze people so he did this one time to a certain individual but that certain individual played along to make it seem like THAI's antics are going unnoticed but in reality that certain individual was leading him on because Thai stages and plans everything prior to his analyzing routine.
He will ask you to come and hang out with him then put on a Movie, music video or a show that possibly could resonate with you in some way shape or form but he will play off like it wasn't planned when the video or Movie comes on. So this certain individual knew Thai was staging everything prior to his arrival, then he put on the music video and Thai watched the individual from the kitchen like a creep to see the individuals reactions to the video but the individual pretended like he didn't notice Thai, and the individual was acting like he was sooo into the video so Thai could get the validation.
He's done this for decades, he will go even as far as having mutiltiple people involved in staging and acting along to his narrative because he's a real MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
A lot of incidents have occurred over the years.
He set up another individual on June 3rd/ 4th in 2024, took him to the strip club then had strippers on the inside acting along then eventually took him to Holiday Inn in Waterloo as they told him to get undressed then eventually made him take his shoes off etc.
The waterbottle was a good prop along with the staged cab and the banging noises LOL
He loves to analyze people so he did this one time to a certain individual but that certain individual played along to make it seem like THAI's antics are going unnoticed but in reality that certain individual was leading him on because Thai stages and plans everything prior to his analyzing routine.
He will ask you to come and hang out with him then put on a Movie, music video or a show that possibly could resonate with you in some way shape or form but he will play off like it wasn't planned when the video or Movie comes on. So this certain individual knew Thai was staging everything prior to his arrival, then he put on the music video and Thai watched the individual from the kitchen like a creep to see the individuals reactions to the video but the individual pretended like he didn't notice Thai, and the individual was acting like he was sooo into the video so Thai could get the validation.
He's done this for decades, he will go even as far as having mutiltiple people involved in staging and acting along to his narrative because he's a real MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
A lot of incidents have occurred over the years.
He set up another individual on June 3rd/ 4th in 2024, took him to the strip club then had strippers on the inside acting along then eventually took him to Holiday Inn in Waterloo as they told him to get undressed then eventually made him take his shoes off etc.
The waterbottle was a good prop along with the staged cab and the banging noises LOL
MILES MULTANI: " yo, the certain individual is passing out"
ALI: " tell him to take off his shoes "
THAI: " I got the CAB 🚖 ready and the loud banging noises on deck"
STRIPPERS: "MILES MULTANI & ALI, are we getting paid for our time"
MILES MULTANI: " fucking right you are, bend over "
ALI: " MILES, can you bend over too "
THAI: " Wait for me guys I want to have a circle jerk with me in the middle "
ALI: " tell him to take off his shoes "
THAI: " I got the CAB 🚖 ready and the loud banging noises on deck"
STRIPPERS: "MILES MULTANI & ALI, are we getting paid for our time"
MILES MULTANI: " fucking right you are, bend over "
ALI: " MILES, can you bend over too "
THAI: " Wait for me guys I want to have a circle jerk with me in the middle "
by THAI 💩 February 13, 2025
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He also goes by ALVIN as well, his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.
He pulled another stint with another individual except this time it wasn't as harsh as the Holiday INN after party.
He had the same people involved this time as well.
ALI and MILES MULTANI
They called up the individual and took him to NIKKI's Roadhouse in Princeton/ Woodstock ONT.
ALI and MILES got the individual all sauced up and had people on the inside at the strip club and they had recited his lingo prior to his arrival at NIKKI's then as he walked by they started throwing the feelers out. LOL
The individual just acted oblivious and pretend like OMG " such a coincidence that they are flowing like me, like whoaaa "
Yo ALVIN THAI LIM you little queer , you have to do a better job on training ALI and MILES MULTANI LOL 😆 😄
These guys are notorious for roffieeing people especially MEN so please do tread.
They are on some P. DIDDY 💩 ?
He also goes by ALVIN as well, his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.
He pulled another stint with another individual except this time it wasn't as harsh as the Holiday INN after party.
He had the same people involved this time as well.
ALI and MILES MULTANI
They called up the individual and took him to NIKKI's Roadhouse in Princeton/ Woodstock ONT.
ALI and MILES got the individual all sauced up and had people on the inside at the strip club and they had recited his lingo prior to his arrival at NIKKI's then as he walked by they started throwing the feelers out. LOL
The individual just acted oblivious and pretend like OMG " such a coincidence that they are flowing like me, like whoaaa "
Yo ALVIN THAI LIM you little queer , you have to do a better job on training ALI and MILES MULTANI LOL 😆 😄
These guys are notorious for roffieeing people especially MEN so please do tread.
They are on some P. DIDDY 💩 ?
MILES MULTANI: " Yo ALI, looks like the roffie that we put in his drinks has kicked in on the individual"
ALI: " Excellent, keep him occupied and keep feeding him drinks because im going to send a stripper over without him knowing "
THAI: " MILES, ALI.. I need a status update because I'm just around the corner giving a BLOWJOB to my buddy MARK because he finished early from his shift at TOYOTA.
MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY "
ALI: " yo MILES, should I ask THAI to perform the Thai Snow Storm "
MILES MULTANI: " I want IN on this "
INDIVIDUAL: " yo, MILES, ALI- is the charades over yet or should I just keep acting along like I don't notice what you all planned for me ?
MILES MULTANI: " I will buy you another
thai iced tea "
THAI : " Guys keep the individual occupied because MARK here is backed up and is blowing big loads 💦. "
MILES MULTANI: " Yo THAI, do you have room for me, I will promise you our tips won't touch "
THAI: " Yes, ofcourse .just come in on a slight angle with just enough enertia"
MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY"
Moral of the story is, keep your distance from these DING DONG'S and if you do end up going out anywhere with them please tread carefully and purchase your own drinks with all eyes on the bartender at the point of purchase.
ALI: " Excellent, keep him occupied and keep feeding him drinks because im going to send a stripper over without him knowing "
THAI: " MILES, ALI.. I need a status update because I'm just around the corner giving a BLOWJOB to my buddy MARK because he finished early from his shift at TOYOTA.
MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY "
ALI: " yo MILES, should I ask THAI to perform the Thai Snow Storm "
MILES MULTANI: " I want IN on this "
INDIVIDUAL: " yo, MILES, ALI- is the charades over yet or should I just keep acting along like I don't notice what you all planned for me ?
MILES MULTANI: " I will buy you another
thai iced tea "
THAI : " Guys keep the individual occupied because MARK here is backed up and is blowing big loads 💦. "
MILES MULTANI: " Yo THAI, do you have room for me, I will promise you our tips won't touch "
THAI: " Yes, ofcourse .just come in on a slight angle with just enough enertia"
MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY"
Moral of the story is, keep your distance from these DING DONG'S and if you do end up going out anywhere with them please tread carefully and purchase your own drinks with all eyes on the bartender at the point of purchase.
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
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