Spanish fruitcake

A Spanish guy who is flaming.

"wow he is such a Spanish fruitcake."

by SatansDucky December 15, 2017

Spanish Tire

When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing

Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.

by SpanishTire August 4, 2021

spanish tears

Spanish tears are drops of cum dripping down the thighs after a creampie.

Ugh get me a tissue ive got Spanish tears.

by Gobjob December 28, 2018

Spanish Pence

horny science-denying closet-case who attracts flies

Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

Spanish Sauna

Passing gas farting in an enclosed space in another room and tricking individuals in to said space to smell the aroma. Dutch Oven

I walked right in to his Spanish Sauna.

by M. Frey January 18, 2019

Spanish whistle

Spanish woman with a missing tooth giving a blow job.

Guadalupe, missing a tooth, was able to give a spanish whistle.

by By the lake chick May 27, 2016

bumble spanish

When someone from upstate New York tries and speak Spanish but fails and ends up sounding like courage the cowardly dog.

“Hey bumble Spanish! Pass the salt!

by Ricky Bobby hoe January 8, 2020