Toffee Sniffer

Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.

My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.

Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.

by Alastor86 December 18, 2021

Whore sniffer

One who like the smell of a dirty woman,a whore.One who like the scent of a woman's dirty panties after sex with numerous partners.

He is such a whore sniffer.

by heffalump21 November 19, 2011

Poot Sniffer

One who reads internet guidance on a subject that has not been proven yet follows the OP like it is the word of a celestial intentity. This person also regurgitates the info on to other poot sniffers and before you know it you have a group of poot sniffers doing the same thing.

A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.

A dumb ass that does no research.

Man, stop being a Poot Sniffer and research the subject. Those dumb asses are poot sniffers, that shit doesn't do anything stated.

by StunterShadeZ May 10, 2018

chalk-sniffer

(noun.) code for somebody who inhales drugs, and is more commonly referenced to a cocaine addict than any other drug that you can nasally ingest.

Krissy: Ever since Jasmine has met Treyvon, she's been off the rails.
Daquan: Treyvon is a chalk-sniffer. The best way to land a hot girl is to get her hooked to blow.

by popping pussy December 26, 2016

Ass Sniffer

Someone who comes by you to see how much your lifting and tries to lift the same or more weight.

I looked down for a second to change the song and suddenly there was a bunch of ass sniffers doing dumbbells around me.

by Jimmy McSemi March 29, 2021

puddle sniffer

Puddle sniffer is a word commonly used in the military. It refers to a soldier doing pushups, for an extended period of time

(Drill sergeant - drop to the ground and push you puddle sniffer)

by jynk-shots February 12, 2018

Boot sniffer

An impatient motorist driving dangerously close to the rear of your vehicle in a bullish attempt to convey their annoyance at your adherence to the speed limit.

So I was driving home last night and this absolute BOOT SNIFFER was snout deep in my number plate!

by Dusty pink February 10, 2022