Snail Eye

A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.

Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'

Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'

Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'

by schtulberg May 6, 2014

vomit snail

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.

"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"

by T20x3 February 27, 2018

Snail Hail

no

no Snail hail

by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022

Wail on the snail

The act of female masturbation.

She needs to wail on the snail and loosen up a little bit.

by The one and only Tankthefranke May 28, 2019

Gay-Snail

A person that goes to sleep before all the bro's while having a great time playing video games.

Hey guys, imma go to sleep
- HAAAA fucking gay-snail, get a life bro.

by GnouleMEMES February 23, 2020

Snail Trail

When you’re getting finished off and you end up finishing off with cum all up your chest like a snail trail

Dude! My girlfriend finished me off and she snail trailed me!

by Superhobo13 February 10, 2020

Snail Trap

A guy that can not get it in and is slow at everything he does. Except for getting off. He will barely touch your pussy with his dick and he cums right after he barely touches your pussy.

I can not believe he is a snail trap. He didnt even get it in and he came on my leg. Just like that. Really?

by Harleequeen23 April 25, 2019