national skip school day

on november 19 it’s national skip school day

the students skipped school on november 19 as national skip school day

by bree04 November 17, 2019

Don't Call Me Skip

Expression referring to wanting to be included. A clever way of saying "don't skip me."

Todd: Hey, Bill, Do you want to drink 12 beers and go find some hookers?

Bill: Don't call me skip!

by EVANJM February 21, 2007

national skip math day

on february 9th, we all skip math. horray

did you hear? it’s national skip math day! yay!

by muffingiraffe14 February 8, 2021

i usually skip this part

“i usually skip this part” a term 6th grade boys use saying they skip that part in porn

*a boy and hot girl flirting* “duudeeee i usually skip this part”

by hottyhot2.5 June 3, 2022

skip a heart beat

When a attractive girl walks by and the guy feels a sensation in his dick that feels like skipping a heart beat

Wow look at her think I just skipped a heart beat
skip a heart beat

by Special__snowflake__ July 13, 2017

skip school day xddddd

skip school day xddddd

"teacher: why is no one here?!?!?!"
"principal: becuz its skip school day!!11" so thats skip school day xddddd

by wild_dodo May 1, 2021

Wake up and skip the scene

To be used when someone is preoccupied with their own thought and keeps trying to talk about that, virtually ignoring what you said, regardless of the gravity of the situation of what you just said.

Dave: Hey, wanted to tell you how I sprained my ankle yesterday.

Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS

Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.

Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.

Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?

by almoh June 14, 2011