Francesco Shontelly

The assistant to notorious terrorist Al Shizaba. His weapons include a water gun that is sometimes loaded with hydrochloric acid and a corn cob that has been sharpened to the point where it can penetrate skin on contact (it is considered a lethal weapon by Victoria Police). He is responsible for the death of Victoria Police Officer Alex Ferguson, and is known for being poked in the eye by Geoff Collins, an Australian Government official.

"Francesco Shontelly was spotted in Geelong the other day."

"Geelong? What the fuck's he doing in bloody Geelong?"

by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022

Dirty Sholto

The act of stopping just prior to climax during sex and blasting sugar babes on the Bluetooth speaker so loud that the vibrations make your partner orgasm

I honestly thought he wasn’t going to pull out, but then he hit me with a dirty sholto

by Kayized December 5, 2022

Getaway Shootout

The best game of all time.

Person A: GETAWAY SHOOTOUT!!!
Person B: Yes.

by anonymous March 25, 2023

Tucson Shootout

Sex while both parties are experiencing violent food poisoning from Tex-Mex food.

“Ooh, they went to Spoons and had some bad carne asada, hit the Motel 6 to go to pound town, and had themselves a good old fashioned Tucson Shootout!”

by Tucson Strangler June 17, 2024