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Girlfriend-shaped

when someone you're attracted to is absolute girlfriend material, inside and out
Hi, have you met Haazel? she's girlfriend-shaped!
by SergeantSoN'So February 9, 2024
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Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.
Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!
by KloppOut January 12, 2023
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Bad Shape

“Bad Shape” this is a phrase when something is just a bad job,idea, or situation. It is just not it
“Your situation is Bad Shape
by Randy223 April 25, 2022
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Health Shape

An easy way to sort food groups.

Normal plain looking foods such as: Bread, Cream, White Sauce and Aspic, keep the body ticking over just nicely.

Fancy show-offy foods such as: Cooked Meats, Fruit Salad, Soil Foods and Yolk will clog up the body, with unnecessary detail! Oh no, it's all broken and on the floor!
Student: But somethings... wrong
Teacher 1: Exactly, how we do know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
Teacher 2: Well that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape.
by poopoojones November 17, 2022
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tasting shapes

Dude I’m stoned I’m literally tasting shapes
by Corc4 November 17, 2022
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Shape shifting

When a girl changes how her face look with makeup
Yo Anna over there is changing her face with makeup. Yeah that's called shape shifting
by Erick Johnson II January 16, 2022
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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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