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steven segal

total fucking shithead with only one facial expression.
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one
steven segal: you better put that gun down son. you dont want
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.
by Tom85 July 24, 2006
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Seahouses

A small village on the coast of Nortumberland, in the very North East of England. Full of tourists, chip shops, and old people in the summer. Dead in the winter.
Lets go to Seahouses to see old people and eat some chips.
by emz14 January 9, 2011
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Seahawked

Doing something incredible followed by something absolutely retarded.
You totally seahawked it with that chick. You told her how pretty and amazing she was while staring at another chick's ass.
by thomaspaine February 1, 2015
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Seahorse

Transphobic phrase used by right wing to describe pregnant men
Seahorse pregnant with twins
by Jenny@11 August 20, 2022
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Seahawk

When an individual whether involuntary or voluntary eavesdrops a conversation, within a circle of friends or another area. This technique includes talking to another friend, but really listening to the other conversation, looking at blindspot but still listening to the conversation, etc. This stance is called ¨being perched¨like a sea hawk with his/her eyes directly fixed on the target.

PS. When discovering such Seahawks, one can do an osprey/eagle/hawk sound in order to notify the sea hawk of his actions.
Person #1. Hey man what did you do this weekend ?

Person #2. Not much, what did you do?

( Friend #2 noticies potential seahawk and looks at him, while this is happening, the seahawk looks to the other way)

Person #1, I`ll tell you later, there is a SEA-HAWK nearby...
by Don Invent , A.H March 10, 2011
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Sexaholic

1)see steven
2)a person obsessed with sex/ having sex
Your such a sexaholic! :-*
by Kay-T December 26, 2004
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SEGA

a slang term meaning marajuana that one would use so nobody knows that you're talkin about marajuana
"Yo J Dubs, we gonna play sega tonight?"
"hell yeah man we're gettin blazed tonight"
by Big Easy October 9, 2005
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