Where a dude plugs up a girls(or dude, ain't gonna be rude) ass with his dick and takes it out, puts it on the upper lip(below nose) and leaves a shit-stash.
Friend:Hey Stef! What did you do last night?
Stef: I got a fucking Dirty Sanchez.
Friend:That's just nasty.
Stef: I got a fucking Dirty Sanchez.
Friend:That's just nasty.
by Bettlejuice February 3, 2017
Get the Dirty Sanchezmug. During intercourse the male inserts his entire fist into his own anus and punches the woman (or man) in the mouth.
Colin - "Dude I totally Ultimate Sanchezed that bitch, Fallon last night!"
Chad - "Did she die??"
Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."
Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"
Chad - "Did she die??"
Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."
Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"
by bacon4lyfe November 23, 2011
Get the Ultimate Sanchezmug. A twist on the conventional "Dirty Sanchez", where a man fucks his woman in any position while she is on the rag and then pulls out and wipes his bloody cock across her upper lip, making a nice red mustache.
I was really horny tonight but my old lady was on the rag and didn't want any. So, just to teach her a good lesson, after I had my way with her, I held her down and gave her a nice Marinara Sanchez.
by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell September 8, 2006
Get the Marinara Sanchezmug. when anyone male or female stick there finger up his or her ass and rubs it along someones mustache leaving a horrible smell
by cma05wl November 26, 2009
Get the dirty sanchezmug. 1) When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse, generally in a dog-like position (doggy style), the man, while laying the bone, proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into said womans anus. Upon the removal of the fingers, the man proceeds to whipe the fecal residue on the womans upper lip. The look of the woman is one of utter disgust, resulting in her looking like a dirty mexican named Sanchez. Hence, the name Dirty Sanchez
2) A disgustingly unkempt moustache, that actually looks like it's made of shit.
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ATTEMPT THIS, THE SHIT MAY BURN HER LIP. USE EXTREME CAUTION.
2) A disgustingly unkempt moustache, that actually looks like it's made of shit.
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ATTEMPT THIS, THE SHIT MAY BURN HER LIP. USE EXTREME CAUTION.
1) Look at his moustache, what a fucking Dirty Sanchez!
2) Bro, I got so into it last night, I just had to give her a dirty sanchez
2) Bro, I got so into it last night, I just had to give her a dirty sanchez
by Mister Meat December 13, 2009
Get the Dirty Sanchezmug. A situation that arises when a defensive player slams a defenseless Mark Sanchez into the ground causing his uniform to become tarnished with dirt and grass stains.
The blind-sided hit by Justin Tuck resulted in a loss of five yards, but more importantly; a dirty sanchez.
by gmen44 January 18, 2010
Get the dirty sanchezmug. A distant relative to Dirty Sanchez. A porky sanchez occurs when having sexual intercourse from behind (preferably doggy style) - and the male pulls out and unexpectantly jams his cock into his partners cornhole causing the partner to squeal like a pig!! At this time the male pulls out, rolls the squealing partner over, and wipes his poop dick off under his partners nose!!
I think my dad gave my mom a porky sanchez tonight!! I heard her squealing like a pig and then a lot of cussing - then when she came in to kiss me good night - her upper lip smelled like ass!!
by Porky Sanchez September 19, 2010
Get the Porky Sanchezmug.