stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 8, 2013

Wood stomping

The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog

William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".

by b_ranson May 3, 2020

Waffle Stomp

The action of stomping shit down your shower drain

The fecalphiliac decided to waffle stomp his shit while in the shower

by Nigga Fungus June 27, 2019

Foot stomp

To emphasize a point.

I can't foot stomp this enough, you have to pay your bills or face the consequences.

by Mr.Goodnight15 February 20, 2023

Waffle Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.

Yeah my feet were super disgusting after I waffle stomped my dinner down through my drain

by finnaChippytoothy December 15, 2019

walk-stomp

verb - to walk loudly; to literally walk whilst making a stomping noise; to walk forcefully and noisily

Whilst on his way to the other end of the bleachers, little Jimmy walk-stomped noisily to his destination.

by Opossum-Fighting Watermelon September 3, 2009

Laptop Stomp

when you shit on the keyboard of a laptop and then close it causing spread of shit everywhere.

If the keyboard is wireless, just shit on the keyboard and smash it on the desk.

My teacher gave me an F so I decided to laptop stomp on his laptop.

I hate when my friends prank me with a Laptop stomp

by RalphsNakedButt December 9, 2021