Seattle

If A Stupid New Yorker Can Say It Than So Can I... Seattle is the greatest motherfuckin city in the world

New Yorker:NYC is the best city in the world!
Me:Seattle is better!
New Yorker:WUHHHT!?!?!

by A.R.D. December 9, 2008

seattle seahawks

The NFL team reigning from Seattle. Also the team that whooped the "unstoppable" Broncos' offense in the ass at Super Bowl XLVIII (48), winning with a total score of 43-8, Seattle winning. To be honest I'm surprised Denver scored that many points on us.

After that first Denver play, you knew Seattle was going to win.

We also have the most kickass young team in the NFL along with the best fanbase. Suck on that you 40winers fans.

legion of boom 12th man

The Seattle Seahawks are the #1 team in the NFL, no joke

by turkeysock February 21, 2014

Seattle touchee

A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.

Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!

by James Glenridge December 24, 2008

Seattle Sauna

Pissing on a fire to put it out. Common in the Pacific Northwest where people burn hella fires to keep warm and drink tons of microbrews to chill.

Tim cooked up a Seattle Sauna at 3 am last night, I don't think he saw Julie lying next to the fire.

by doogiehowzit December 30, 2009

seattle sock job

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.

my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job

by milwwi53215 October 31, 2007

slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

by splinter9 November 4, 2011

scattastic

an act or event that resembles the pride of fecal matter. usually used in a sarcastic term

that was scattastic

by Danyo February 19, 2003