one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change

When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.

Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!

by MrSmithy251 August 30, 2010

trophy shop

A trophy shop is a bar/lounge full of potential trophy wives. It is used to decribe a place that is stocked with hot young single girls looking for a reason to not work anymore.

"Man, that bar was loaded." "Yeah, it was a total trophy shop."

by Taylor Kesel February 12, 2005

rock shop

1. A place where you can buy a part of the earth.
2. A music store specializing in R&R.
3. Safehouse for drug addicts.

Chris: I'm going to the rock shop to buy me some boulders for the yard.
Bill: Oh get me some R&R CDs and an amp!
Drew: Wait don't forget the crack!

by i've got crabs! September 29, 2005

coffee shop solo

An instrumental solo (usually guitar) that is so chill that it sounds like it belongs in a coffee shop.

Ants of the Sky by Between the Buried and Me at 10:47 is a good example of a coffee shop solo.

by Willie John February 22, 2008

Wreckn Shop

to be used as a verb for when when your just ballen to hard to do anything else or just destroying (literaly or figuratively) someone or something or maybe just an expression after an event takes place, regardless of the intencety level. A shop wrecker would be one who wrecks with consistancy or style.

Can also be used as Wreckn, Gettn Wrecked on or Gettn Wrecked

BRO: Dude just crashed my jeep into the children's hospital.
BRO2: Dude your wreckn some shop!!!

Guy: Just found a five spot!
Guy 2: Dude your wreckn!

Person: Just commited 3rd degree murder of a nun!
Person2: She just got wrecked on!

Student:I've been wreckn shop all day.
Student2: Have you?
Student : Yeh
Student2: Chill

Alec: Dude Lee just passed out in the park again.
Diego: Lee is such a shop wrecker.
Alec: Most Deffinitly

by Nitro210 October 5, 2011

Beauty Shop Boner

The guy in the hair salon who has a boner while a girl messes with his hair.

At the hair salon:
Lady 1: OMG! That guy has a boner
Lady 2: OMG! LOL! Looks like a beauty shop boner! *snaps picture*
*Guy awkwardly covers his crotch*

by Stinkweed March 15, 2013

sud shop

The sud shop is a slang term for The Beer Store.

The Beer Store is a corporation owned by the mega-brewers Molson-Coors, Labatt and Sleeman. Despite offering a limited variety of brews from smaller companies, it owns a quasi-monopoly on the sale of beer in the province of Ontario in Canada.

Dude A - What a day, I could really use some suds to relax.
Dude B - That's not a problem. I feel the same way. I'll give you a lift to the sud shop and you can buy us all some brews.
Random asshole - Beer gives me gas and upsets my fragile stomach.
Dude A - Why don't you be a man for once and suck it up?
Dude B - Why can't we all just get along? Get this poor man a gin and tonic.
Dude A - Sorry Dude B, The Beer Store only carries suds. In the province of Ontario, only the Licbo sells spirits.
Dude B - Looks like Random Asshole is shit out of luck.
Duda A - He's up shit's creek without a paddle.
Dude B - That's what I'm saying.

by BirdKiller32086 October 28, 2015