Shmean

Short for saying that is really cool or awesom

Person A: you have won $10 from your lottery.
Person B: Shmean

by LST15 October 2, 2016

sheath your sword

Putting your dick away or chill out

"Damn Bruh sheath your sword."
"I'm not sheathin my sword till 3am tonight baby."

by RawrXD123 March 3, 2017

Shmeet

nerd, geek, "wanna-be", wanna-be Dope Person, someone trying too hard to be Cool, someone that wears pajamas with nikes, TAY ZONDAY,Someone that embarrasses themselves in public, someone that embarasses YOU in public, the list goes on....

EX.

A: Aye bruh you see that kid with his fake J's...

B: yeah i see him

A: watta shmeet

EX.

A: bro! you see tay zonday perform chocolate rain on the Tonight show??

B: yeah what about it

A: He looked like a straight up SHMEET!!!

EX.

A: Bro, the girl i liked caught me picking my nose

B: your a Shmeet for that one!!! shmeety ass nigga!

by mr.rager November 14, 2010

sheat

verb:
to sheat;
or sheating;

this occurs when you are eating but have to take a shit at the same time. shit + eat = sheat. this generally doesn't feel very good.

"dude, i was out to dinner with my girlfriend last night and i was sheating the whole time!"

by friskypingu August 25, 2008

Smeat

The canned/tinned mystery meat that appeared in the movie Waterworld.

Society is so FUBAR in that movie, that the people actually look forward to being able to eat it.

The makers of Spam must have known that Waterworld was going to be box office poison, because they didn't even want the product placement/endorsement. The movie producers ended up using a cheesy rip-off called "Smeat" instead.

In a time of celebration, Dennis Hopper's character threw cans of Smeat to his crew - and, strangely enough, they didn't run for their lives.

by Impugn July 25, 2008

dog sheath

The outer skin of a dogs dick

The lesbians jerked the dog sheath to suck it's cock

by vietnam12345 April 22, 2014

Smeat

to 'smoke' then 'eat'
when someone smokes marijuana and eats not just a small snack but a meal
the past tense is Smate
and the places you eat at... they are called Smeateries

I have completed the smeat.
I Smate hard yesterday.
Whats a good Smeatery that we can go to?

by The Grove of Titans December 21, 2008