Sam

The army friend who always dies saving someone.

"I had a buddy named Sam. He died saving my life."

by Blueisthesaddestcolour May 28, 2018

Sam

Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)

On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.

Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.

person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "

by Ilovelosers22 October 23, 2023

Sam

A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.

Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.

You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny

by dcnert June 17, 2016

Sam

Sam is a gay male. He touches my titties and gets to high. I love Sam because he is the sweetest and plays Minecraft with me. He bullies 8 year olds and is cute. No one could not love Sam! Especially When drunk 🥰

Quinn: look it’s sam!
Matt: I’m gay for Sam
Quinn: who isn’t uwu

by PuggyGal April 23, 2019

Sam

despite many aggravating instances usually a good friend to have but also a asshole. sometimes.

Hey have you seen sam?" " No but i can see his ginger hair from over here.

by Funny as hell7 December 8, 2010

sam

Suck Ass Mother Fucker

Cat #1 Whos working today?
Cat #2 Bill.
Cat #1 Yeah, he's a SAM.
Cat #2 True dat!

by Hommie G December 30, 2007

The Sam

When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.

Only alumni have gracefully mastered the art of The Sam.

by sammysamsamsam June 20, 2020