hear it ring

The biggest fuck you in hockey. When you take a shot and hits the post. The post making a ringing noise when hit. Goalies like the noise though.

I took a shot from the point and it when off the post,I could hear it ring.

by hockeylover April 24, 2009

Ring-a-ding

Another word for "hanky-panky" or a sexual activity. Also known as a game of Post Office.

1. Tonight after dinner, my wife's gonna give me some ring-a-ding.

2. How 'bout you come to the back for a little ring-a-ding?

by B. Helt February 19, 2013

Ring-faced

An expression of utter shock and disgust that leaves you looking like a victim from "The Ring" movies; usually from seeing or reading something really f'ed up. Sometimes caused by Shock Videos or UD definitions.

Bob was ring-faced after I forced him to watch bloody grandma porn. I thought is was funny but he hasn't been returning my phone calls.

by Rm327 April 23, 2010

Filth Ring

The dirty brown area surrounding an asshole.

You're a filth ring.

by somewhatstock March 16, 2012

Satan's Ring

The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.

'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'

by stepbanter August 20, 2014

Ring Cray

When your subway (metro, underground) cart goes above ground after being underground for over an hour, and everybody's phones start beeping and ringing due to the sudden exposure to cell phone reception.

Person One: We were stuck in the subway for two hours... then the train went above ground and everyone's phones started beeping. It was such a ring cray!

by juliedreams April 20, 2013

Ring Cheese

The amalgam of sweat, fecal remnants and toilet paper fragments around the anal oring. Ring cheese is what makes that ass so ripe.

Her ring cheese was so thick I sent her to the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2018