Rebotando

When some one sharts to hard and theyre ass checks go up and down in a rebotando movement. Or falling so hard u bounce

Any one: *Falls* I FELL

Any one: Why'd you really go rebotando

by Riannen kura September 21, 2019

report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"

Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia

by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019

reborka

Reborka is the stupidest person alive. The parents of Reborka were hateful people and hated her and that is how she got the name. She is usually blonde, and if she isn’t blonde she’s a dumb blonde at heart. Whilst being slightly slow, Reborkas can dance like crazy. They will break the dance floors at every pub they go to. Very easy to make friends with if you’re male but she gets very loud.

Guy 1: Do you hear that?
Guy2: Yeah man, must be a Reborka in there.

by tacodreamboat October 16, 2020

report rape

i need help, i don’t have a stupid definition for this shit. please, i need to shout but i don’t know what to say or who to say this to. help me

kurushii: please help me report rape
some random fag: *scrolls*

by Anthropoid.Ape on instagram November 27, 2020

Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020

Remortal

A Remortal is a being or entity where upon death they are either reincarnated, reborn, or revived in some form. The creation of this word is meant to tackle how the term "immortal" is so linear and undefined that being immortal in different fictions can actually mean several different things, such as never dying from old age or sickness, to being reincarnated upon death, or to quite literally being unable to die.

A perfect example of a Remortal being is, Geras from Mortal Kombat 11, if you go by the Nine Lives thing for cats, they could also be considered a Remortal being, though their Remortality is limited.

by KingEnderRaptor January 30, 2021

Reborn_Bird_Fish

A Reborn_Bird_fish is a term for when a certain person notifies everyone way to often, and or simply an ignorant person.

"Oh god is that one of those Reborn_Bird_fish's again?"

"HEYY, EVERYONE LOOK HERE I GOT A NEW PENCIL!!!!!"

"Seems to be so."

by ImInYourWalls November 18, 2021