The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.
Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.
Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....
Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb
Etc.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.
Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....
Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb
Etc.
by moydog April 5, 2010
Get the Your mom's face pouchmug. When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole
Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
Get the Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump daymug. by #DG August 18, 2018
Get the S.E.R.E Pouchmug. 1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.
2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.
3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...
2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.
3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...
by dictionary john September 16, 2006
Get the velvety gumball pouchmug. A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.
“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”
“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”
Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.
“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”
Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.
by Chin Diesel June 6, 2025
Get the Pelican Pouchmug. Martin is such a pouch hooligan. He hung around the bar after closing time talking to every girl he saw trying to bring one home.
by JackieTreehorn1 April 23, 2018
Get the pouch hooliganmug. when a female's belly hang over their poochie
by ewdatsnasty July 25, 2017
Get the poochie pouchmug.