Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.

Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.

by moydog April 5, 2010

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017

Cock Pouch

A tight warm pussy that fits nicely around your cock

Bitch gotta tight cock pouch!

by Rock Ultra January 22, 2023

cream pouch

A bag or pure sperm

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim

by Cream_enthusiast August 9, 2022

nom pouch

Slang for a burrito. Often filled with delicious things, such as rice, meat (often chicken), and beans. Some nom pouches are frozen and must be defrosted and heated before consumption.

You can pick up a delicious nom pouch in San Francisco's mission district.

by turtlemadness55 February 21, 2011

Nug Pouch

A soft sack or bag containing 2 or more of a certain item, usually "nugs".

I could not stop laughing after Stevie got hit in the nug pouch with the hockey puck.

by SteezyT August 19, 2011

pouch

house, abode, home

let’s hang at my pouch.
party at my pouch!
my pouch is a mess. i have to get out of here.

by slangaroo November 19, 2021