Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.

Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.

by moydog April 5, 2010

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017

Fish Pouch

Similar to a Soggy Pouch although will generally have the aroma of a tuna cannery as well.

My mate shagged some rough bird the other night. She had a minge like rotting fish and was loose as fuck! It was a proper Fish Pouch.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

POUCH FUCKING

WHEN YOU FUCK A WOMENS BELLY AND LOVE IT!

I ENJOY POUCH FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND

by GCSTYLE May 3, 2022

Dick pouch

Device attached to a Male stripper/exotic male dancer's G-string to cover his dick/penis

Most of the time male strippers will use a dick pouch to cover their Johnson's while on stage

by IrritatedData February 18, 2020

Pouching

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there

Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.

by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017

Mud pouch

Is when you stick a midget in the back of your path and take a diarrhea shit on them.

"Hey Fed got another one he going to mud pouch on."

by Mudd Pack February 27, 2024