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Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.
Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.
by moydog April 5, 2010
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Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
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Cock Pouch

A tight warm pussy that fits nicely around your cock
Bitch gotta tight cock pouch!
by Rock Ultra January 22, 2023
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nom pouch

Slang for a burrito. Often filled with delicious things, such as rice, meat (often chicken), and beans. Some nom pouches are frozen and must be defrosted and heated before consumption.
You can pick up a delicious nom pouch in San Francisco's mission district.
by turtlemadness55 February 21, 2011
mugGet the nom pouchmug.

cream pouch

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim
by Cream_enthusiast August 9, 2022
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Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.
I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.
by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022
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lady pouch

Vagina that is utilized to carry things
While in prison My girl friend brings me drugs in her lady pouch
by Yippy do a June 6, 2018
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