Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.

Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.

by moydog April 5, 2010

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017

Medusa pouch

(noun) a beer-carrying pouch which is created by taking the shirt off of your back, laying it flat on the ground, placing beers onto the flat shirt, then tying the lower corners and shirt sleeves to each other so that the beers cannot fall out. It is so named because when carried, to a drunk, it may appear that one is carrying the head of the snake-laden Medusa of lore.

I have all of this beer and n container to transport it. All I have are my personal possessions, my body, and a very resourceful intellect. Eureka! I'll use my shirt to rig up and Medusa pouch.

by J4N35H December 9, 2010

Fish Pouch

Similar to a Soggy Pouch although will generally have the aroma of a tuna cannery as well.

My mate shagged some rough bird the other night. She had a minge like rotting fish and was loose as fuck! It was a proper Fish Pouch.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

Vagia Pouch

the pouch a woman's crotch makes when pants are worn way too tightly. Also Resembling a kangaroo's pouch.
(Similar to a camel toe)

Did you see sophie the other day? She had a major vagia pouch.

by VagiaQueen101 May 3, 2010

velvety gumball pouch

referring to a males nuts and sack.

1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.

2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.

3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...

by dictionary john September 16, 2006

sprout pouch

A females/womans bra for containing breats.

Look at that girls red lacey sprout pouch

by Hovel January 5, 2007