1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.
2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.
2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
by Remyarias July 6, 2007
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Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum
by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017
Get the Salting the possum mug.Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
Get the Humping Possums mug.A term to describe footware, usually to describe heavy duty boots or elaborate shoes.
Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.
Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.
by Lure_flicka June 5, 2018
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2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch
by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008
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by Savageshine22 March 20, 2024
Get the Swamp possum mug.Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"
by Captain Ginyu January 11, 2023
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